Hockey Hairstyles

THE ALL HOCKEY HAIR TEAM TERM OF THE YEAR

Every year the folks at Pulltab Productions put out the Annual All Hockey Hair Team, and every year they manage to coin a fabulous new term for a hairstyle.  So each year, we here at Big Dave and Company deliberate and designate a winner.

2016 - The Lobster.  Hair slicked back, except for two tufts slicked forward and slicked flat against the forehead to resemble lobster claws or devil horns which have fallen down forward.

2015 - The Dual Exhaust.  A little known hairstyle in which long hair is parted in the rear so that it moves away from the head in a diagonal manner on each side.

2014 - The Spacebar.  A beard with a small band on the chin shaved clean.  The wider version is called the "Tab."

2013 - The T-sunami.  The "t" is not silent. It is very much a hard "t." This is a mullet with a wave feature on top of the front portion.

2012 - The Pop Tart.  Slicking back the top and keeping the back puffy.  So called because it is a lazy look, something one might employ when running late in the morning.

2011 - Peroxide Jesus.  Not so much a hairstyle as it is a lifestyle.  Can be used for any peroxide infused, mullet based hairstyle.

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