1.) Me. I am awesome. But you already knew that.
2.) The gas station attendant, whom we shall call Chad. He always looks like he is worried when you first see him, but then once you start talking to him, he is really a pretty cool guy. He got his limit of ducks today, and I am glad for him.
|Golfer Greg Norman and his hat.|
4.) The Squirrely Guy. I did not see Squirrely Guy go into the store, but I saw him come out and it was 130% no good. First of all, his first generation Ford Escape was parked in a manner that no one who goes to my gas station parks. It is hard to explain but it was in the wrong spot and facing the wrong direction. Based on the layout of the driveways and parking areas, you would have to either a.) consciously try to park like a dumbass in this place, or b.) make a really long chain of quesitonable decisions that led your vehicle to be stopped in that particular place at that angle in that direction. I am going to assume that Squirrely Guy did the later.
|Seriously, who goes around holding their arm like this?|
5.) The PDA Couple. I have seen the PDA couple hanging around the neighborhood all weekend.
In and of themselves, the Bench Guy, the Squirrely Guy, and the PDA couple are not remarkable. But put all together in one place, at one time, where none of them are regularly seen, and things got a little sideways awfully quickly at the gas station this afternoon. It just had a really odd vibe, maybe not to Chad the attendant but to me it certainly did. Although I never expect to see any of them again, excepting Chad and maybe 50/50 on the PDA couple, I can't help but think about where they are and what they are doing right now. Are PDA Couple all drunk on Bud Light? How is Squirrely Guy's elbow. Did the drug deal go down okay? Does Bench Guy's wife know about his bench lurking? I guess that we will never know. I just know that when we were all together at that one time at that one gas station, things got weird. And they got weird fast.