Fifteen years. Fifteen years. Do you know how long fifteen years is, Company? That is a long ass time. That is almost how long you go to school from kindergarten through senior year. That is slightly longer than the maximum amount of time an American President is allowed to serve. That is long enough to conceive and raise a fourteen year old child. In short, that is a pretty long ass time. So the fact that someone could go for fifteen years with something totally unknown right below their noses, or more particularly right next to their right leg, is a little bit astounding...
Have you ever watched the movie Bad Boys? Beverly Hills Cop? The TV show CSI: Miami? Or NCIS: Los Angeles? Or any other CBS crime drama with a colon in it? If you have, then you would know that drug dealers and drug runners will go to any length to recover their product. Like, they will kill eleventy billion people at a party to get the couple of kilos that their mule took. Or they will rob the Miami Police Department and piss of Martin Lawrence. So how is it that they couldn't be bothered to retrieve it from a 1990 Chevy Van at a used car lot...?