Friday, August 29, 2014

Jeff Winger Speeches: Advanced Gay

For those of you who don't know, I am a big fan of the television series "Community" which aired for five (5) seasons on NBC before being cancelled permanently.  Recently, it was picked up by Yahoo! Screen.  Since the mantra of the small but devoted fan base of the show has been that it should or will run for six seasons and that there will be a movie (#sixseasonsandamovie), this was a big deal.  In honor of this, I have decided to post the text of what I feel are the five most impressive Jeff Winger speeches from the show.  For those of you who are fans you will get it, for everyone else, you probably won't.  But I don't care, because this is my blog and I want to do it.  Also, I didn't have any other ideas for what to post and this sort of took care of that problem for me.  So anyway, we will continue with Jeff Winger's speech from Season 4, Episode 6, entitled "Advanced Gay."

Listen up, Colonel Cryptkeeper.  I could live a million years, and I could spend every minute of it doing important things, but at the end of it all I would have only lived half a life if I had not raised a son.  This was a gift that was handed to you - you squandered it.  And the reason you have so much hatred in your heart is because you're trying to fill the hole where your kid was supposed to go.  And now?  It's too late.  Now, you're just stomping around trying to prove you exist.  Well, mission accomplished.  But here's a question I'd like to pass on to you, from every son of every crap dad that ever lived: So what?  I'm done with you.  He's done with you.  The world is done with you.  J

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