Guercino Visione, Italian
Douchebag Blowing Trumpet at 4 in the Morning, 1629
I know, right? Freaking genius. Because that painting is not named Douchebag Blowing Trumpet at 4 in the Morning, it is called...well, I don't know. Something else. But I know it is not called that. I do know that it is hanging in The Louvre. Or at least it was at one time. Some other not quite so famous titles:
Those are all staff favorites of the folks over at That is Priceless. So why are we taking all this time and space to talk about a blog that is competing for your attention, and by all right should be winning, a la Charlie Sheen? Well: a.) I wanted to write a blog but had approximately zero ideas as to what to write and b.) They are coming up on an important milestone. On Sunday, they posted Masterpiece #995, which means that sometime in the next two weeks or so they are going to come to Masterpiece #1000, and that, Company, deserves some recognition.
They are also hawking a book, e-book, and greeting cards on their site. And as you know, the management here at Big Dave and Company love anyone who is out to shamelessly make money. So go check them out today. There is really no reason not to. And congratulate them on their upcoming big milestone.