After cruising Facebook and the rest of the Internet for approximately four minutes, I was able to tell that feline illiteracy is rapidly becoming pandemic around the globe. So I am going to take some time and space here today in order to help these cats and kittens to read, spell, and speak in a more grammatically correct manner. So to speak. Excuse the pun. So what you will see now are some cats using language incorrectly and underneath I will gently correct them. Sound good? Sounds good.
BITE MY ASS CAT! You aren't even trying. I just told you how to spell "cheeseburger" like four times. If you can't get it by now you never will. And you will never, ever get a cheeseburger with that attitude. You can only have it if you can spell it. Dumbass. I'm done.
Apparently feline illiteracy is incurable. I tried. Bitch ass cats don't want to learn.