Ten songs that I wish William Schattner would do a spoken word version of:
1.) Baby Got Back - You know that you want to hear this too. Just think about it for like twelve seconds and you will be grinning ear to ear.
2.) Oh Canada - The Canadian National Anthem. I know that this is a bit of a surprise but it just makes me smile to think of the potential.
3.) Gangsta's Paradise - WS can be pretty badass, and I think that even with him doing a spoken word version of this song, I could imagine him being pretty hard. Pretty fucking hard.
4.) Picture - You know, that annoying Kid Rock/Sheryl Crow song. I think Schattner is good enough to do both parts, and to pull them off spectacularly.
5.) The Theme from Three's Company - Oh yeah. And then he would bed both of those girls. Actually, all of those girls because he would get with each of the blondes that were in that show over the years.
6.) Always Look On the Bright Side of Life - Come to think of it, the WS version wouldn't be that much different from Monty Python's.
7.) Any Eminem Song - Because that would piss Eminem off so much.
8.) Tequilla - HILARIOUS! And we would have to make a video too.
9.) Amazing Grace - Wish bagpipe accompanyment.
10.) Hollaback Girl - Because Schattner ain't no hollaback girl. He ain't no hollaback girl.