Wednesday, September 19, 2012

International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Arrrgggghhh...shive me timbers, matey.  Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day.  If you do not speak the language of the sea, I be authorized by sword or lead to take from you all your gold dabloons and send ye to Davy Jones's locker. So lower the mainsails and all hands on deck for International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and if ye housewench won't comply TIE HER TO THE MIZZENMAST!  But ye be warned, 'tis a dangerous wind that blows with that one, for tomorrow ye housewench may banish ye to the deserted island that is the couch, or worse send ye to walk the plank. But for today, all aboard the Jolly Roger, and send ye out to plumder from the Queen's fleet, for it's INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!

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