|Look at how big that thing is!|
It allows me to be late for all sorts of functions - most recently work at an alarming rate. Now I know, a lot of you are going to be out there talking about how it is a matter of self control and that no one is forcing me to use the snooze alarm, and it is as simple as just not using it. But it's not that easy; not that easy at all. I have absolutely no self control at 6:45 am, so about the only thing that I can do when I am mostly asleep like that is to roll over and flail wildly at the button on the top of the clock. There is a latent evil in the snooze alarm, one that only comes to the surface when the alarm goes off. And it just cannot be defeated. That is why it is my biggest - nay my greatest - enemy.