Saturday, October 22, 2011

Cheesecake Dream

    I just wanted to take a few minutes this evening to tell you, Company, about how much I would like to have a piece of cheesecake right now.  I want it bad.
     I am not exactly sure why I want to have some cheesecake so bad right at this moment, but I just do.  The good kind too, not the cheater kind that I can make at my own house with vanilla pudding mix and some whipped cream and one of those pre-made pie crusts that is made of graham crackers or crushed up Oreos or something.  Nope, I want the real thing that you have to get from a store or a restaurant, that they serve cold and it is so dense and rich that you can barely stand it.
      And I don't want one that is too involved or fancy-pants.  Nope.  I want the regular kind with just some chocolate drizzled across the top of it and on the plate and a strawberry for a garnish.  That is what I am jonzing for, and I don't have any in the house.  I also lack the money or ambition to go out and get any from the store or a friendly local restaurant, which is sad because I am wanting it SO BAD right now.
      It is seriously all that is running through my mind right now.  I can actually taste it on my tongue and  feel the texture in my mouth.  I am actually salivating as I type this.  That is how bad I have it.  If a Girl Scout showed up at my door asking for donations and she happened to have a piece of delectable cheesecake with her, I would pull a gun on her in order to obtain it.  I would stomp on the foot of a man recently released from prison if it got me that piece of cheesecake without me having to get up off this couch.  If that "What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar" guy showed up as part of a new cheesecake gig, they would have a whole series of new commercials to put on the TV.
      But alas, I am pretty sure that I am not going to get my cheesecake, at least not anytime soon.  I will get it eventually though, that I can assure you.  For now I guess I will have to just keep dreaming...

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