|You don't want to get into a situation|
like he always does.
I realized this this morning as I picked up my backpack to go to work. I have spent enough of my life either biking or walking to work that I have become accustomed to carrying a backpack to work to hold my keys, wallet, phone, lunch, etc. It is sort of serves the purpose of a purse, but I don't want to carry a purse because I am a dude and that would be lame for me. I would be in some sort of Seinfeld-esque situation and I just don't want that. So I carry a backpack. Over time, there has come to be some other things in my backpack - like whatever book I am currently reading, some pens, a knife, just random bits of stuff, and a folder for shuttling papers back and forth.
|The most dangerous thing in the|
history of ever
So watch out and be careful. I know that is looks pretty when you are watching a piece of paper flutter down from the top of a six story building or whatever, but that shit is dangerous. First of all they are sharp on the edges and can give you nasty paper cuts. Secondly, once they start to gang up together they are dangerous, and can bury you under a pile from which you can never escape. Paper is heavyweight indeed.