Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Is it Bad...?

Is it bad...

...that I want to buy a creepy white van with no windows, cruise by the friendly local elementary school, say "Hey kids, want some candy?" but then actually give them some candy and not do anything bad to them at all?

...if I am too lazy to dry off my legs after I get out of the shower so I just let that part of me air dry?

...that there are two hairs that grow on the top of my head longer and thicker than the rest of them?

...for me to constantly lie spread eagle in front of the air conditioner in my bedroom?

...that sometimes I want to go sit in a lawn chair right on the edge of the road in front of the Worldwide Headquarters and watch people go by then just randomly jump up an clothesline someone going by?

...if this looks infected? ask random people on the street if they know where my car keys are?

...that I get violently angry when people ask for the crusts to be cut off of their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

...that I couldn't think of anything better to write today?

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