Thursday, June 16, 2011

Eight Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

    Big Dave did a list of eight yesterday, and we enjoyed it so much we thought we would do another today.  This came to us via e-mail, and we wanted to pass it on.  So here are Eight Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1.) In the memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana."

2.)  Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

3.)  Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

4.)  Sing along at the opera.

5.)  Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

6.)  When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot screaming "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

7.)  Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

8.)  Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

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