|Take 'em off!|
That's right, apparently the first Friday in May is an annual event dedicated the premise that people don't wear pants. For the whole day. I was astounded. No wait, I am still astounded. I can't believe that there is actually day when wearing no pants is the thing to do. I suppose that all those signs say "No shirt, no shoes, no service" but I never considered that I could get away without pants.
So I hope that you have spent your day with no pants on, in celebration of No Pants Day. I know that I did, and that I will next year, and every year after that on the first Friday of the month. It is liberating and is especially nice on a hot day. Happy No Pants Day!