See, I don't really care about May Day. Not at all. I am not even sure what May Day is all about, and when one of the Unpaid Interns asked for the day off I slapped the shit out of them...excuse me, firmly but politely told them that was not in our company policy handbook. Yeah, that's what I did. Anyway, like I was saying I don't know anything about May Day other than it comes on the first of May and is the day on which I am most likely to write a "4" instead of a "5" where it says "Date" on my paper, so I just couldn't care less about it.
|This could be a May Pole for all I know.|
I could go out and find out some information about May Day and present it to you, as I have done in years past, but I care so little that I am not even going to go out and do that. Nope. If you want to know you had better go out and ask someone, or click around the Internet yourself. I am just not going to do it. Nope. I just don't care one little bit. So there. Not that I wouldn't celebrate May Day if given the occasion, like perhaps if I were in the home of someone who was celebrating the holiday, I am just not going to put myself out in any way, shape, or form, in order to celebrate a holiday whose main thing is a pole and marching.
So happy May Day to those of you out there who care, I hope you have a wonderful time doing whatever it is that you do on this most joyous or whatever of holidays. May you have joy and a lack of indifference. I just don't know what else to say.