I don't like the taste or texture or smell of them. If they are cooking in the kitchen I will leave the kitchen. If they are in my pasta salad I will pick them out or not eat the salad. I will not eat deviled eggs either, since they are just hard boiled eggs whose yolks have seen the business end of a mixer and been adorned with a little paprika. Fuck that shit. Nope, I just won't do it.
So keep your eggs away from me. Well, just your hard-boiled ones. You should be excited anyway, there will be more for you. And I, in turn, will respect your food preferences. Isn't that what life is all about - working together to keep your gross eggs away from me?