There must have been a wedding in town, because there were lots of people at the grocery store in wedding garb, okay? Suits with flowers buttoned on the lapel. Black dress pants on women. Etc, etc. I would say that it was prom except everyone dressed up seemed to be like my age or over. Except for one girl. She was with a guy about my age, and she looked like she was maybe 22-24. That was not the think that was most noticable about her though. Everyone was looking at her because she was wearing a beige jacket, with a really short black skirt and black stilettos.
Yeah, and she had peroxide blonde hair and too much eyeshadow too. And she was sticking out like a sore thumb. See, I was not dressed appropriately for the season, but I still sort of looked like I belonged, with my ratty sweatshirt and shorts with a college logo screened on the left leg. Plus, I was a little dark and gloomy. But she was...how do I say this nicely...kind of skanked out and she was a splash of bright on an otherwise somewhat gloomy crowd. But you could tell she was dressed to be noticed, while I was dressed to not have to tie any shoelaces.
|I'm going to go out on a limb and say not winter OR wedding appropriate|
So here is the deal girlie, as you go out into the world to do whatever it is you do: lay off the attitude. I am equally or more appropriately dressed than you will ever be for the grocery store. I am laid back. You are going to get laid, I would assume. So just settle down and keep your judgements to yourself, or at least have the decency to wait until I am not looking then post them on the Internet. That's the American way to do it.