So this is a very exciting time of the year, Company, because it is Girl Scout Cookie time. That's right everyone, Girl Scout cookies are here, they are delivered, they are in our hands, and in my case they are already in my belly. I love them all, or at least most of them, and I love to eat them.
A lot of people don't understand that there is one bakery like in Louisville or something that makes all of the cookies for all of the Girl Scouts in all of the United States. It is a rather unknown, but I am sure that if you searched around there would be a name out there somewhere. That is a heck of a gig there, isn't it? Can you imagine. It would be a lot like being a tax preparer I think - a lot of nothing for many, many months and then going to town like 24/7 for a few months.
One more note about the Girl Scout Cookies: I do not like the changes. First of all, every year there are less in a package, and every year they are a little smaller. Pretty soon they are going to be like the mini sandwich cookies that come in a bag in the vending machine at my work. Plus, I am not sure about the name change. I know that it is going on like ten years or something, but Peanut Butter Patties will always be Peanut Butter Patties; Shortbreads, Shortbreads, etc. And if anyone can tell me what a fucking Tagalong is I will give you $5. Just kidding. But I always thought that was the kid that followed you around without your consent when you were having adventures. They need to go back to the old names. That is just how it needs to be for me to be able to know what I am ordering. Otherwise I might as well be in Russia. At least here there are pictures on the menu. Anyway, enjoy your cookies everyone!