1.) Lindsay Lohan wants to be known as just Lindsay. Doesn't matter, she is still going to be stupid and still going to be useless and still going to be a little bit skanky. This won't impact you unless your name is Lindsay, in which case you will "want to kill the fucking bitch."
2.) Her mother and younger sister are going to take back the mother's maiden name. No one cares and it won't impact you at all, except for the several seconds you just spent reading about it.
|For $825, there had better be a ninja in one of those pockets too.|
|Qatar's is solar powered and flies, that's all I've got to say.|
5.) They are a making a movie about a 39-year-old woman who became a Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader. This will affect everyone as it will divert resources from movies that you might potentially actually go see in the theater. I assume you, like everyone else, won't be seeing this one.