Jack LaLanne has passed away as a result of respiratory failure from pneumonia, caught while towing a boat through the waters of his local YMCA pool.
Okay, one more.
Jack LaLanne has passed away. Footage of his memorial service will run on loop on local low-power stations from 12:00 midnight to 5 am.
Just kidding, although I am serious about Jack LaLanne being dead. He died yesterday at his home in California of respiratory failure due to pneumonia at the ripe old age of 96. Not that I am one to mock anyone's death who didn't win a Darwin Award, but the one-liners just started coming to mind when I heard that LaLanne had passed on. If you don't get them, read on.
|Jack LaLanne (1914-2011).|
Taken Feb 20, 1980 in his home gym.