Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Ten Lists in Ten Days: Ten Fun Phone Numbers

We had so much fun with our last "Ten Lists in Ten Days" special promotion that we are doing it again.  Today: Ten Fun Phone Numbers to Have, plus what they spell out, and where they would be located if such a number exists.

1.)  (244) 328-0605 - BIG FAT COCK - No Such Number

2.)  (763) 553-2888 - SMELLY BUTT - Plymouth, Minnesota

3.)  (328) 626-3287 - FAT MAN EATS - No Such Number

4.)  (282) 538-8837 - BUCK FUTTER - No Such Number

5.)  (968) 277-3223 - YOU ASS FACE - No Such Number

6.)  (248) 369-6887 - BITE MY NUTS - Holly, Michigan

7.)  (542) 569-6887 - LICK MY NUTS - No Such Number

8.)  (788) 743-4475 - STUPID GIRL - No Such Number

9.)  (773) 889-4475 - PRETTY GIRL - Merrimac or Chicago, Illinois

10.) (225) 527- 4663 - CALL A PHONE - No Such Number

* Please note: the number keypad on a telephone is reversed, top to bottom, from that on a computer or calculator, so if I have flipped or typed a number incorrectly in converting from one to the other, I apologize.  Please leave a comment in the comments or drop a note to bigdave@bigdaveandcompany.com if you find any errors, because I refuse to edit my posts.  But you already knew that. Oh, and starting or ending a sentence with a preposition doesn't count as a mistake, that is a stylistic thing.  Thank you.

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