We had so much fun with our last "Ten Lists in Ten Days" special promotion that we are doing it again. Today: Ten Fun Phone Numbers to Have, plus what they spell out, and where they would be located if such a number exists.
1.) (244) 328-0605 - BIG FAT COCK - No Such Number
2.) (763) 553-2888 - SMELLY BUTT - Plymouth, Minnesota
3.) (328) 626-3287 - FAT MAN EATS - No Such Number
4.) (282) 538-8837 - BUCK FUTTER - No Such Number
5.) (968) 277-3223 - YOU ASS FACE - No Such Number
6.) (248) 369-6887 - BITE MY NUTS - Holly, Michigan
7.) (542) 569-6887 - LICK MY NUTS - No Such Number
8.) (788) 743-4475 - STUPID GIRL - No Such Number
9.) (773) 889-4475 - PRETTY GIRL - Merrimac or Chicago, Illinois
10.) (225) 527- 4663 - CALL A PHONE - No Such Number
* Please note: the number keypad on a telephone is reversed, top to bottom, from that on a computer or calculator, so if I have flipped or typed a number incorrectly in converting from one to the other, I apologize. Please leave a comment in the comments or drop a note to firstname.lastname@example.org if you find any errors, because I refuse to edit my posts. But you already knew that. Oh, and starting or ending a sentence with a preposition doesn't count as a mistake, that is a stylistic thing. Thank you.