Thursday, September 09, 2010

Ten Lists in Ten Days: New Names for the Chinese People Who Have to Change Their Names

We had so much fun with our last "Ten Lists in Ten Days" special promotion that we are doing it again. Recently, the Chinese government ordered about 200 people to change their names because the characters used to identify them are too obscure for modern computers to type.  As such, today we bring you: Ten New Names for the Chinese People Who Have to Change Their Names

1.)   Arthur P. Goodcock

2.)  Dr. Spankenbottom

3.)  F. Dallas Taint

4.)  Holly Goodhead

5.)  Douchely McNutspank III

6.)  Howie Feltersnatch

7.)  Harold Johnson

8.)  I. P. Freely

9.)  Mike Rotch

10.)  Harry Balczak

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