Saturday, September 18, 2010

Podcast Update

      Since there isn't a whole lot going on today in the world, the powers that be around here thought it would be a good idea to update all the readers about what is going on over at the Big Dave and Company Podcast.  And as it turns out, there has actually been some interesting things going on.
      First of all, the Podcast recently celebrated both its 50th Episode AND its One-Year Anniversary, which the boys marked by acting like their usual r-tarded selves.  The 50th Podcast was nothing special, and they spent their one-year anniversary getting all weepy like a couple of morons.
     One worthwhile thing that they did, however, was finally give out an award in the essay contest.  Brad from Nashville (and Gotta Keep 'Em Bloggerated) won with a spirited essay, which you can read if you keep reading or you can hear if you listen to the podcast:

     A Life-Changer, The Destiny
     I have never been in a fight before, and this is especially disturbing, because I have a major event coming up in my life.  UFC 116 is coming upon us quickly, and I'm not sure I'm ready for it.  I don't follow the UFC, but I assure you, I want to be prepared for whatever may happen.  With that said, attaining a copy of Chuck Norris Vs. Mr T: 400 Facts About The Baddest Dudes In The History of Ever, would be the best thing to happen to me since I survived the Hindenburg.  No, I was no where near the Hindenburg when it went down in flames, but nonetheless, I survived, didn't I? 
     Now, don't tell me who would wins the battle between Mr T and Chuck Norris, because I am honestly having a hard time figuring out who would win and I hate spoilers.  Ever since you're podcast originally aired in it's nearly live state on May 27th, I have spent countless hours awake at night debating the logistics of the battle, if one were to occur.  I have formulated an opinion on the outcome, but as to not risk the chance of global destruction by being wrong, I will keep those opinions to myself.   
     Attaining a copy of Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About The Baddest Dudes In The History of Ever would change my life because it is destiny.  Not necessarily my destiny, per se, but it is written.  No literally, the book was written and printed therefore, it is somehow destiny.  The only sure to way to know how this book will change my life is to have my presence graced with a copy.  
     It's sort of like if a woman isn't sure if she's ever had an orgasm or not, that means she's never had one. I don't think I've ever had the feeling they say you get when you read this book.Only when I get the book, The Destiny, will I know what's real, and what a book-gasm feels like. 
     So congratulations, Brad.  You have won the book Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes In the History of Ever by Ian Spector, in very good but used condition, plus a super prize from the boys on the podcast.  So congratulations again and we hope you enjoy your prize.
     That was big, but there is even bigger news out there.  Not only have prices been slashed at the Big Dave and Company Podcast Store, but there are several new designs available for you to have on anything from a big comfy hoodie to a wall clock that can tick and tick and drive you nuts while you are trying to study.  Or a messenger bag or a baseball tee.  So go check that up, and keep an eye out for new designs.
    Well, that is about all that is happening over at the Podcast.  Keep listening and looking for fun new features.  Until then, we are the Unpaid Interns saying take care and for God's sake get us the hell out of here.  Those crooked counselors never told us what we were in for...

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