You are a sales clerk, Company. Did you know that? I didn't either, but that is the what the Bureau of Labor Statistics says. It is not a good job, we all know that, because customers are assholes and bosses are retards and you have to stand around all day long. if you have never worked in the sales business, or should I say the sales clerk business, I would not recommend it. Go work at Home Depot or the friendly local car dealer or at K-Mart or something and you will see. In fact, 4.2 million of you have already seen. Sales clerk is the most listed job in America these days, followed by its bastard customers cashiers and office clerks. They are all cut from the same cloth and they all involve the same dangers, etc.
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So that is it, then? We have been reduced to 4.2 million people who stand around helping you find the laundry detergent, 3.4 million who will take your money once you've picked out your laundry detergent, and another 2.8 million who will file the invoices for the next shipment of laundry detergent to fill the shelves. Fantastic. And most of us are hating it while we are doing it. How fantastic.
Well, Company, I hate to end our look at your favorite and most popular things as figured out by Business Week Magazine to such a depressing end by talking about your shitty job, just sometimes that is just how it has to be. I hope you have enjoyed it and you can find the entire Popularity Issue by clicking here. That is the most popular link in this blog post. See? I have added my contribution.