Thursday, July 01, 2010

Depressed Loser

You know, Company, I don't ask for a whole lot in life.  I just sort of want a couple of things, especially when it comes to my blog.  I want to be a Blogger Blog of Note.  I so desperately want to be a Blogger Blog of Note.  And I wanted so badly to win the Dirt Devil Presents the Big Dave and Company Blog of the Year Award Brought to You By Shrek Forever After (In Theaters Now).  I mean, it has been three years now and I have yet to be able to win my own God-damned award!  Settle, Big Dave.  Calm down.  But seriously, how can I not win either of those two coveted recognitions.  We post something every day.  We have an almost award winning podcast.  We keep you safe via officer Butt Hansen and bring you videos to watch and tunes to which to listen.  I just don't get it.  Maybe we need to start being sacks of shit.  Someo f the Blogs of Note haven't updated in years, and some are private and can only be seen by invitation.  Maybe we need new pictures, and more of them.  People are too lazy to read, they like PICTURES!  MAN!  I don't know.  I am going to have to take the Independence Day Holiday off to clear my head, maybe re-arrange my priorities so that we can maybe win an award somewhere along the way.  Have a great weekend everyone.  Be safe.  We will see you back on Tuesday, July 6, 2010.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

In my book you're always "Blogger of the Year". Mind Junk is back in half-assed form. I need some ideas, been feeling uninspired as of late. Any suggestions? -A