So...the National Basketball Association (NBA) season has begun and is in full swing, and I couldn't care less. Seriously. And to prove it, here is a list of things that I care about more than I care about the current NBA season, in no particular order.
- growing asparagus
- Chinese checkers
- the population of Amsterdam
- fried chicken
- my cholesterol
- how Funyons are made
- what happened to you today at work
- the square root of 491
- how to type accent marks on a PC
- Pink Floyd
- Daylight Savings Time in Australia
- how to break open a coconut
- The Hills
- fireworks
- Bill Clinton
- the price of a can of pears
- if the posters in my room are level
- Darfur
- Nicole Kidman
- 2009 third quarter profit for International Harvester
- paper jams in the copier
And that's just a small sampling of the things that I care about more than the 2009-2010 NBA season, or any season really except for 2000-2001. That one was pretty cool. Other then that, I don't care a whole lot. I actually care more about the nutritional value of broccoli. How do you feel about that, David Stern?
4 comments:
I think this is my fav. blog post this year. Very funny!
So, you care enough to write about a blog about how little you care? You just blew my mind.
Well, we are all about blowing minds. Maybe I care a little more than I let on. Maybe it is always on my TV. Maybe I just thought it would be hilarious and get comments like the one from Mikealicious. I guess you'll never know...
Sorry, I have to agree with Lady Rebecca on this one.
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