Okay, so I am going to bring this article to you that has been zipping across the wires from the Associated Press the last week, and which I believe originated in the Dallas Morning News.
DALLAS (AP) -- Dallas police are looking for a man who they said repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away. Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.
Police said he usually climbs a fence or goes through a gate and either dances naked or jumps in a swimming pool naked. Police said he also has danced naked on top of a backyard air conditioning unit.
Police said they're looking for a pudgy man who is about 6 feet tall and covers his face while dancing.
Dallas Police Senior Cpl. Janice Crowther said police want to catch him before it escalates into something worse.
This is why I regurgitate the news. I can't even, in my wildest dreams, make this shit up. Have a great weekend everyone!