Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween from the Unpaid Interns

Happy Halloween from the Unpaid Interns. Since Big Dave took the day off to follow kids around the neighborhood and steal their candy, here is a list of things we are doing to the Worldwide Headquarters:

- Carving Jack-o-lanterns and putting the pumpkin waste in Big Dave's bed.

- Looting petty cash to buy kickass Halloween candy.

- Toilet papering everything that we can find.

- Dressing up in costumes like witches and goblins and ghosts and Joel McHale.

- Destroying both the Martin Van Buren and ice cream truck costumes that Mike-a-licious and Big Dave were going to wear, respectively.

- Lighting fires. But only on the tops of candles in our jack-o-lanterns.

- Spray painting all neighborhood cats black.

Happy Halloween Everyone!

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