Festival Weekend Haikus

So, here's the deal Company. The Worldwide Headquarters is located in a tourist town where a major festival is occurring this weekend, and about 20,000 people are about to descend on a town that is made to fit more like 3000 comfortably, so it's going to be nuts. In that spirit, here are come haikus about what I am sure is going to be a bat-shit crazy weekend.

Tourists are here now,

They come for the sweet fruit treats,

And flea market wares.

Turn left or go straight,

Just please get out of my way.

Learn where you go first.

Mom and dad both here,

Chicken with my head cut off.

Nice to see them though.

Why not try respect

Out of state plates surround me

Can't wait 'till snow flies.

Close the cabin now.

Buy things from the vendor stalls.

Good cranberry treats.

Locals hide in homes.

Do not take to stores or streets.

Can't wait for Monday.

Can't wait for Monday.

I can't believe I said that.

What's wrong with the world?