Monday, October 19, 2009

Down With the Sickness

Well Company, I apologize sincerely for my absence from you this past weekend. I have been ill the last couple of days, not the sickest I have ever been but sick enough that I didn't go to work today, I just hung around the Worldwide Headquarters taking naps and staring at the TV, kind of like I was a cat or something, except way less evil. Anyway, since it's been a long time since I laid around on a weekday and did absolutely nothing that didn't involve me lying on my back half-asleep, I noticed a lot of things that I had never noticed before. So, without further adieu, here are some of those things, brought to you in non-numerical list form to honor Adrianne's return to blogging:

- sleeping during the day within view of my workplace makes me feel REALLY guilty

- there are a lot of dirty joked in the movie "Smoky and the Bandit"

- there is such a thing as too much MacGyver

- cable networks like VH1 and Fox News use the term "news" very, very liberally

- I can never be sick on a rainy, crappy day. It always has to be gorgeous outside. It's like a law of nature or something.

- The Unpaid Interns get tired of bringing you orange juice faster than one might expect

- I've got a fever, and the only prescription is, I don't know...aspirin, fluids, and lots of rest?

- Sleeping is great but you can only do so much of it

So yeah, those are some of the things that I learned, or at least was reminded of, while I was out on my sick day, watching the world go about its business in between my naps. Speaking of which, I think it would be a great time to take one right now.

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