I don't want you to get all up in arms about this. I am just taking a little vacation. I have done this before, but usually you don't know about it. I will work my behind off to write a whole bunch of posts in advance (yes, I do that sometimes) and then you will still get a new one every day. But you know what? I am not doing that this time. Not at all. I am just taking the whole weekend off, and since I very obviously have phoned this post in, I guess I have already started. For one, I didn't have the time or energy to write two posts a day all week, and I wasn't about to let one of the unpaid interns write anything. Second, I realized that there is nothing wrong with taking a weekend off. Millions of Americans do it ever weekend, so why can't I? I am not slacking off. I am not abandoning you. I will be back, as strong as ever not on Monday morning but on Monday evening to be sure.
What am I going to do on my vacation? Nothing much. Travel from place to place, town to town, ambling throughout the countryside. Oh, and I will probably be leaving a trail of death and destruction in my wake. That's about par for the course. So stay out of my way, you head? I am just kidding. Hopefully no death and no destruction. But you never know. A Big Dave vacation is magical like no other. Think of it more like the Big Dave and Company Live Roadshow. It's always a big event. And this weekend will be no exception. So by the time Monday rolls around I will ready to be back to you and you will be ready to be back to me. Because absence makes the heart grow fonder, right? I hope so.