Saturday, November 08, 2008

Ten Ways to Get In Way Over Your Head

As part of our "Ten Lists in Ten Days" special feature, we here at Big Dave and Company are bringing you ten different helpful and/or informative lists on each of the first ten days of November.

1.)  Put in bid to repave 6.2 miles of US 431 north of Franklin, TN despite the fact that you are not affiliated with a paving company in any way, shape, or form.

2.)  Borrow like $47,000 from a loan shark and spend it feeding the elephants at the zoo, 25 cents worth of peanuts at a time.

3.)  Quit your job at AutoZone and run for Prime Minister of Norway.  Think about it, you don't even speak Norwegian

4.)  Put the sleeper hold on the pilots of your commuter flight from St. George, UT to Denver despite the fact that you have no idea how to fly or land a plane.

5.)  Ghost write the memoirs of Charles Kuralt despite the fact that he passed away in 1997.

6.)  Have sextuplets.

7.)  231 mph, the highest recorded wind gust directly recorded on the face of the Earth, was recorded on top of Mt. Washington in New Hampshire.  Parasail off of it.

8.)  Jazzercise.

9.)  Attempt to play the Ukrainian Bell Carol with nothing but brandy glasses filled with box wine without having practiced after you sold 40 tickets to the performance at $5 each.  

10.)  Sombreros.  Nothing but sombreros.  All day long.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is the best one yet! -Adrianne