Tuesday, October 14, 2008

The Tyler Burke Experience

     The Tyler Burke Experience is coming to your town! Come one, come all, watch as the greatest American showman in the history of American showmen brings his exotic, breathy review of the greatest curiosities in the history of the known world right to your doorstep! The door from your world into an enchanting world of mystery and excitement opens at precisely 3 o'clock in the afternoon as the Tyler Burke Experience becomes a part of your life. Do not hesitate, purchase your tickets to the most exciting, exotic, and breathtaking show that has ever made its way to your town!
     See Tyler, the man himself, as he dazzles and delights with the greatest tricks ever performed, tricks so daring as to be unbelieveable, even when seen by one's own eyes! Watch as his mysetrious faceless counterparts amaze with their incredible talents of the greatest magnitude! Be delighted by photographs and sketches of the most bizzare and unbeliveable scenes ever imagined by the Western mind!
     Do not forego the The Tyler Burke Experience! Do not be the only one of your peers to miss out on the thrills. Do not be the only one of your peers to miss out on the chills. UNder any circumstances do not let the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the excitement, mystery, and exoticism of the Tyler Burke Experience pass you by! Make haste, good citizen, to the Tyler Burke Experience as it makes its one and only stop in your community!

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