Friday, October 03, 2008

Ferris Bueller's Day Off: The Remake

     So yesterday I really splurged on you Company.  I gave you not only one, but TWO videos.  So you know what that means.  That's right, that means that today you get only words.  But all the videos, and talking about TV yesterday has got me thinking about TV and movies.  And what I was thinking was that it would be awesome to do a remake of Ferris Bueller's Day Off.  
    Doesn't this sound like an amazing idea?  I am not talking about some sort of Hollywood remake.  No, not at all.  That is not what I want.  That is not what we are talking about here.  I am talking about you and I making the remake, Company.  Because you know that Ferris Bueller's Day Off is one of those movies that, if you are a dude, you sat around trying to figure out how all your friends fit in.  Kind of like Animal House or Super Troopers.  The problem though is that I could never figure out where I go in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.  I know that I am not Ferris.  I am not even close to being cool enough for that, and I don't look good in a hat.  And I don't like to run so I would never be able to pull off that super smooth move when he's running home through the neighborhood.  
     I could see myself as Cameron though.  I mean, sometimes when I get into my car I sit and talk to myself and freak out like he did.  And I am just about always scared to not play be the rules.  But you can drag me into the kind of shenanegans that they get into pretty easily.  Just ask David Nathaniel.  He talked me into hiding in Guy's truck in about 16 seconds after I had talked myself out of it.  And much like Cameron, I am a little bit emo sometimes, and I take roughly the whole movie to figure myself out.  Also, I am devilishly handsome.  So how do you feel about that?  
     Alright, so here is the plan.  Someone out there reading this has to be in the entertainment business somehow.  Or has access to some better than normal camera equipment.  Or something.  I am serious.  Let's get on this.  Let's get a government grant or something.  I want to do a sweet remake of Ferris Bueller's Day Off with all my friends and some professional camera equipment so it looks good up on the big screen.  We can do it in a week and it will be FUN.  FREAKING AWESOME FUN!  Just think about it.  It will be.  And you're going to be in it.

3 comments:

SandRiverGuy said...

guy you might even be like the principle not because your a dick and look funny with a mustache but because your dedicated to find what your looking for or figuring out what you want to figure out. And for the record i dont think your a dick and look funny with a mustache

That Guy said...

LOL I just watched that movie today. For one of ur future posts u should cast everyone to a part it has potential to be funny, and who knows maybe u put a script together and then u'll finally get ur millions.

Roxy said...

I seriously think Guy would be a funny principal with a cheesy mustache.