Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Thoughts on Invisibility

     So while I was at work today, I declared that it would be cool to be invisible.  But then, upon further review, I realized that there were only certain situations in which I would like to be invisible.  Sometimes, you just need to be able to be seen.  So here now, listed for you, are some of my thoughts on invisibility.

-  I would like to be invisible while driving the car, I would not like to be invisible while crossing the street.
-  I would like to be invisible while working as a maintenance man at a sorority house, but not if I was working at a knife throwing school.
-  I would like to be invisible while peeing on the side of the highway, but not while going pee in a urinal.
-  If I were invisible, I would throw cold water on the face of David Nathaniel while he was sitting on the can.  If I were visible, I'd do it while he was taking a shower.
-  I would like to be invisible while posing in my mug shot, but not while posing for my vacation photos
-  I would not like to be invisible while watching TV at home, but I'd like to be invisible while stealing your TV from your home
-  I would like to be invisible while watching a parade, but not if I was in it.  Unless I was driving a Shriner car.
-  I would like to be invisible at a carnival, not invisible and in a carnival.
-  I'd like to be invisible while wearing a bowler hat, but I'd rather be naked while wearing a sombrero.  It just seems more appropriate that way.
-  I would like to be invisible during hunting season, but not if I was out in the woods.  Then I'd rather be blaze orange.
-  I would not like to be invisible during a dinner party, but I would love to be invisible when it came time to do the dishes.
-  I would like to be invisible if I were going to the ice capades.  
-  If I was invisible I would go nuts mixing sweet combinations out of the Jelly Belly bin at the supermarket. 
-  I would like to be invisible while at work, I would not like to be invisible when I went to pick up my paycheck
-  It wouldn't matter if I were invisible or not if there were ninjas in the area.  Whether or not they can see my I will end up getting kicked somehow.
-  I would like to be invisible while you were looking for me, but not if you had found me somehow anyway.
-  And I'd like to be invisible when you realize how lame this post was.  :p

Anyway, those are my thoughts on invisibility.  If you have some thoughts of your own to add, or just want to bust my chops for not coming up with something good to write about today, feel free to comment.  Oh, and have a wonderful day.

2 comments:

SandRiverGuy said...

lots of good points here guy. i would also like to throw cold water in that david nathaniels face while he was on the can and also soak his toilet paper most cause hes a dick and he would do it to you even if you werent invisable

Big Dave said...

Excellent point Guy. And I hadn't thought of the toilet paper thing. You are a genius.