Tuesday, April 29, 2008

No F@$%ing Way!

No f@$%ing way!  You are so lucky Jimmy James.  I mean, for Christ's sake, that's Alton Brown!  I mean seriously, when I see this picture I am screaming like a 13-year old at a Miley Cyrus meets Hannah Montana concert.   Or like a drag queen in Liz Minelli's dressing room. Seriously.  I don't even know what else to say.

5 comments:

SandRiverGuy said...

Dude mylie cyrus is hannah montana....im real confused

Big Dave said...

On Miley Cyrus' current tour she does half of it as Miley Cyrus and half of it as Hannah Montana. It's like her transformation from Hannah Montana to being just Miley Cyrus and her grown up career. I wish I could say that I had a 10-year old sister or something, but I just watch too much Disney Channel. Also, I am going to try and round up a Countdown-to-when-Miley-Cyrus-turns-eighteen thing. Because I think that that would be funny. I'm pretty sure that I should be ashamed of myself. Oh wait, there it goes. I am.

biggy said...

see now... my thinking is... what the hell sort of desperate woman/thing would ever have slept with billy ray in order to produce a offspring? it scares me..

Big Dave said...

Biggy,

He had money and a mullet. I might have even slept with him. So you know some Tennessee trailer park beauty queen fell and fell hard. Right into motherhood. Whoever she was good for him, because she must have been hot since she produced a hot daughter.

SandRiverGuy said...

BILLY NAILED HER BACK AT HER TRAILER!!!!!!!!