Oh I forgot one more thing. I am a strong believer that the song "Closing Time" by Semisonic should be played at last call or bar close in every bar in America. It just seems so right and proper. If I were running for public office, that would be a very subtle plank in my platform. I think it would be wildly popular. Especially among the vital "males age 25-40 who are in the band Semisonic" demographic. Just think about it.